Teens drunk via vodka-soaked tampons
Teenagers in Germany have reportedly been urged not to use vodka-soaked tampons to get drunk.
According to The Local, police in the Baden-Württemburg city of Tuttlingen issued a statement following online claims that teens of both sexes are inserting the sanitary products vaginally or anally in the hope of getting drunk quickly without smelling of alcohol.
The head of a children’s clinic told the English daily: “I believe this is very dangerous, For us this is a new thing.”
The Local also claims that a 14-year-old girl collapsed during a street festival in Konstanz after using a vodka tampon.
It is believed that the use of vodka tampons can harm the body internally and cause infections.
Source: www.thelocal.se
Justin Bieber or Justin Bibir?
This kid is awesome! Justin Bieber or Justin Bibir?
(Bibir = Lips in Bahasa Indonesia / Bahasa Malaysia)
Come on peeps, lets sing along!!
Ohh wooaah (3x)
You know you love me,I know you care
Just shout whenever, And I’ll be there
You want my love, You want my heart
And we will never ever ever be apart
Are we an item? Girl quit playing
Were just friends, What are you saying
Said theres another, Look right in my eyes
My first love broke my heart for the first time,
And I was like
Baby, baby, baby ohhh
Like baby, baby, baby noo
Like baby, baby, baby ohh
I thought youd always be mine mine
Baby, baby, baby ohh
Like baby, baby, baby noo
Like baby, baby, baby ohh
I thought youd always be mine,mine (oh oh)
For you, I would have done whatever
And I just can’t believe, we ain’t together
And I wanna play it cool, But I’m losin’ you
I’ll buy you anything, I’ll buy you any ring
And im in pieces, Baby fix me
And just shake me til’ you wake me from this bad dream
Im going down, down, down, dooown
And I just cant believe my first love would be around.
And I’m like
Baby, baby, baby ohh
Like baby, baby, baby noo
Like baby, baby, baby ohh
I thought youd always be mine, mine
Stupid is as stupid does
San Francisco: A man, wanting to rob a downtown Bank of America, walked into the branch and wrote “this iz a stikkup. Put all your muny in this bag.” While standing in line, waiting to give his note to the teller, he began to worry that someone had seen him write the note and might call the police before he reached the teller window. So he left the Bank of America and crossed the street to Wells Fargo. After waiting a few minutes in line, he handed his note to the Wells Fargo teller. She read it and, surmising from his spelling errors that he was not the brightest light in the harbor, told him that she could not accept his stickup note because it was written on a Bank of America deposit slip and that he would either have to fill out a Wells Fargo deposit slip or go back to Bank of America. Looking somewhat defeated, the man said “OK” and left. The Wells Fargo teller then called the police who arrested the man a few minutes later, as he was waiting in line back at Bank of America.
Virtual Indian wife anyone?
An Indian website is offering bachelors a ‘virtual wife’ to give them a taste of married life before they go through with the real thing.
The online scheme lets bachelors who sign up to the site, biwihotohaisi.com (‘an ideal wife’), choose between four different types of partner: devoted homemaker, ‘control freak’, shopping and soap opera obsessive or ambitious banker.
Bachelors who subscribe then receive automated phone messages from their virtual lady, thereby helping them make an informed decision when the time comes to find a real wife (so the theory goes).
Ritu Homemaker, aged 23, asks her ‘husband’ to ‘please eat your lunch, I have made your favourite dish’, while 25-year-old Electricity Thakur is described as ‘dominating’ and ‘bossy’, threatening to ‘send your bed to the office if you don’t leave soon’.
The life of Milli Naughty, a 21-year-old excitable secretary in a multinational firm, revolves around shopping trips and neighbourhood gossip.
Lastly, 26-year-old Shalini From the City is an ambitious, tech-savvy banker who purrs the likes of ‘we’ll totally connect, honey’.
The aim of the website’s creators, Bharat Matrimony, is for bachelors to follow up their virtual fun by signing up with the parent site to find an actual wife.
Source : Metro.co
Hello? Is Mr.Crock in?
Workers at a Ukrainian aquarium didn’t believe it when a visitor said a crocodile swallowed her phone. Then the reptile started ringing.
The accident in the eastern city of Dnipropetrovsk sounds a bit like “Peter Pan,” in which a crocodile happily went “tick-tock” after gulping down an alarm clock.
But Gena, the 14-year-old croc who swallowed the phone, has hardly been living a fairy tale: He hasn’t eaten or had a bowel movement in four weeks and appears depressed and in pain.
Gena noshed on the Nokia phone after Rimma Golovko dropped it in the water. She had stretched out her arm, trying to snap a photo of Gena opening his mouth, when the phone slipped.
“This should have been a very dramatic shot, but things didn’t work out,” she said.
Employees were skeptical when Golovko told them what happened. “But then the phone started ringing and the sound was coming from inside our Gena’s stomach and we understood she wasn’t lying,” said Alexandra, an employee who declined to give her last name as she wasn’t authorized to speak publicly.
Since then, Gena has been refusing food and acting listless. He also won’t play with three fellow African crocodiles, despite being the leader in the group.
“His behavior has changed,” Alexandra said. “He moves very little and swims much less than he used to.”
Doctors tried to whet the crocodile’s appetite this week by feeding him live quail rather than the pork or beef he usually gets once a week. The quail were injected with vitamins and a laxative, but while Gena smothered one bird, he didn’t eat it.
Dnipropetrovsk chief veterinarian Oleksandr Shushlenko said the crocodile will be taken for an X-ray next week if he continues to refuse food. Surgically removing the phone would be a last resort, he said, since incisions and stitches usually take at least three weeks to heal in reptiles and the procedure is dangerous for the animal and the vets.
“Everything will depend on where the foreign body is located,” Shushlenko said. “We don’t have much experience working with such large animals.”
The crocodile in “Peter Pan” with the ticking stomach was on the hunt for Captain Hook after getting a taste for the pirate’s flesh from eating one of his hands. But luckily for Hook, he could always hear the crocodile coming.
Golovko has about as much optimism for retrieving her phone as Hook did for retrieving his hand. But she does want to get back the phone’s SIM card, which holds her precious photos and contacts
Source : SFgate
The history of the middle finger
I never knew this before, and now that I know it, I feel compelled to send it on to my more intelligent friends in the hope that they, too, will feel edified. Isn’t history more fun when you know something about it? Before the Battle of Agincourt in 1415, the French, anticipating victory over the English, proposed to cut off the middle finger of all captured English soldiers. Without the middle finger it would be impossible to draw the renowned English longbow and therefore they would be incapable of fighting in the future.
This famous English longbow was made of the native English Yew tree, and the act of drawing the longbow was known as ‘plucking the yew’ (or ‘pluck yew’). Much to the bewilderment of the French, the English won a major upset and began mocking the French by waving their middle fingers at the defeated French, saying, See, we can still pluck yew! Since ‘pluck yew’ is rather difficult to say, the difficult consonant cluster at the beginning has gradually changed to a labiodentals fricative F’, and thus the words often used in conjunction with the one-finger-salute! It is also because of the pheasant feathers on the arrows used with the longbow that the symbolic gesture is known as ‘giving the bird.’